It’s a great time to be alive. The light at the end of the coronavirus tunnel is in sight, although it could actually be the headlights from another oncoming COVID train. Time will tell. Putin is attempting to start WWIII in Europe. And a large portion of the country continues to live in an alternative reality where facts are optional.
So, once again, it is time for more “Quotes to Live and Laugh By (Because Drinking Before 5:00 PM Is a Bad Idea)":
- I will put you in the trunk and help people look for you. Don’t test me.
- You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn’t? Yeah, I don’t have one of those.
- If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting.
- The Wi-Fi went down for five minutes so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
- I am pretty sure if I smacked the stupid out of you, there wouldn’t be anything left.
- I told my husband I wanted to be cremated. He made an appointment for next Wednesday.
- My dream job would be driving the karma bus.
- I have reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.
- I can keep my mouth shut, but you will still be able to read the subtitles on my face.
- My “resting bitch-face” and “active bitch-face” are pretty much the same thing.
- He who dies with the most toys is still dead.
So, as the price of a barrel of oil approaches the cost of your first car, don’t forget to keep a sense of humor. Find funny in the not-so-funny, and give yourself permission to laugh.
As the saying goes,
“Don’t take life so seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
